If I were...

If I were a month, I would be: June.

If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday.

If I were a time of day, I would be: just before dawn - when most things are sleeping.

If I were a sea animal, I would be: a shiny piece of plankton amongst other shiny pieces of plankton.

If I were a direction, I would be: OBEY. Ok ok... east. ;)

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: the most comfortable bed you've ever slept in ;)

If I were a sin, I would be: lust.

If I were an object, I would be: something utilitarian

If I were a liquid, I would be: Mountain Dew

If I were a stone, I would be: Tanzanite

If I were a tree, I would be: a coconut palm.

If I were a bird, I would be: (hated by my best mate) a hummingbird

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: Stargazer lily or Hawaiian hibiscus or frangipani

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: sunny happy go lucky weather.  defintely warm.

If I were an animal, I would be: black widow spider

If I were a color or shade, I would be: turquoise

If I were an emotion, I would be: confusion

If I were a sound, I would be: a zaghreet

If I were an element, I would be: fire

If I were a vehicle, I would be: a Kia Sport a TOYOTA CERINA EEEEEEEEEE!

If I were a song, I would be: Noontime sun by Deep Forest

If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Ridley Scott or Sam Mendes (a la Jarhead)

If I were a book, I would be written by: Russell Brand

If I were a place, I would be: Salalah beaches

If I were a material, I would be: muslin

If I were a taste, I would be: mango

If I were a scent, I would be: Classique by Jean Paul Gaultier

If I were a word, I would be: breathe

If I were a body part, I would be: eyes.

If I were a facial expression, I would be: blank

If I were a shape, I would be: an oval